The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
"i tried to look cute today but i still look bad" - the tragic story of my entire existence
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions
some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people
Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.
I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.
she is petrified and so am i